Ascended Error Birthday Card

Not your average birthday blessing.
This is a glitch in the matrix with cake on top.
For the one who didn’t age gracefully —
they transcended, corrupted, and downloaded a new version of themselves mid-meltdown.

Third eye buffering. Aura flickering.
Still here. Still leveling up — in the weirdest, most beautiful way.

Gift this to the friend who sees through the static,
laughs at the void,
and keeps glitching toward the light.

"You didn’t just grow older. You upgraded your entire damn operating system."

Create a one-of-a-kind sentiment with these personalized folded greeting cards (pack of 10), perfect for any occasion.

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Printed on demand, no minimum orders.