A water bottle for the ones doing the math while quietly combusting.
Featuring REDACTED RAGE and the sum 8 × 9, this design leans into dark humour, study stress, and the quiet fury of trying to function on low battery.
Perfect for school, work, gym, or anyone who needs a reminder that holding it together is advanced maths.
Durable. Lightweight. Neurodivergent-friendly.
A little chaotic — on purpose.
Don’t leave home without this sleek 17oz water bottle to keep you hydrated. It’s made from high-quality stainless steel and has double-wall insulation to keep cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. It’s elongated neck and thin design allows you to easily carry it or slip it into your bag. Best of all, the leak-proof cap ensures no liquids will spill and the large surface area makes a great canvas for eye-catching designs.
- Dimensions: 255 mm (10.03″) tall and 70 mm (2.85″) diameter
- Vacuum flask with double-wall construction
- Insulation keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h
- Dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal. Hand-wash only.
